What a dirty family.
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Thread Topic: What a dirty family.
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So Bob invites Mike to go fishing one day, and Mike shows up with his fishing rod and tackle box, and is surprised to see that Bob only has a small backpack, and no rod. Mike says "You don't have a rod with you, how are you going to fish?"
Bob says "Just trust me"
They head out in the boat to the middle of the pond, Bob opens his backpack, takes out a stick of dynamite, lights it, and tosses it in the water. Mike watches with horror, and a few seconds later, there's a lound BOOM, lots of bubbles, and a bunch of dead fish float to the surface. Mike gets very upset and starts yelling "You can't do that! do you have any idea how illegal that is? We're going to get arrested!"
Bob takes out another stick of dynamite, lights it, hands it to Mike and says "Do you want to talk, or do you want to fish?" -
xD lmfao
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Three blond women were standing by a river discussing the best way to cross it when one of them spots something in the mud, she bends down and picks it up, its an old oil lamp, now you know how women are with cleaning things, she starts to rub the lamp....a genie pops out and says:
"I'll grant you three wishes"
The women decide that they should get one each.
The first women says "I wish I was ten times smarter so I could cross this river" the genie snaps his fingers and she turns into a ginger and starts to swim...half way across she gets into a bit of trouble and drowns...
The second women says "I was I was a hundred times smarter so I could cross this river" again the genie snaps his fingers and the women turns into a brunette and notices the boat, she gets in and starts rowing, but halfway across she gets into a bit of trouble falls out and drowns...
Now the third women is thinking s--- what do I do....so she says "I wish i was a thousand times smarter so I can cross this river" the genie laughs and snaps his fingers......the women turns into a man an walks across the bridge.... -
Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage... -
What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
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