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“HARREH" Dumbledore roared as he leapt into the air, did a somersault, and landed on Filch's cat, killing her instantly. "DID YA" he then advanced towards Professor Sprout and performed a swift roundhouse kick to her skull. He then spun around and targeted Professor Flitwick next "PUT YA" he bellowed as he ran at full speed and tackled Flitwick to the ground. Dumbledore kipped up from the floor and pulled out a Glock 19 from his robes. "NAME" he shouted as he shot Hagrid square in the forehead. "IN THA" He threw the gun at Hedwig, knocking her off her perch, as he leapt upon a Nimbus 2018, completed an entire Quiditch match by catching a snitch, flew back into the room, and finally approached Harry. He grasped Harry's head on either side and squeezed until Harry's head was crushed into a handful of red pulp "GOBLETA FIYAHHH?????" Asked Dumbledore calmly.
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Espie also has problems-
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The Duolingo owl and the Hooters owl are brothers. One chose the path of knowledge. The other, the path of jumbo bazoingas, short shorts and chicken wings. An unbridgeable schism. A tale as old as time.
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In the spring of 1940, German forces steamrolled through Western Europe, capturing a number of famous states, including France, Denmark and Lego City. Because Lego City only exclusively supports reactionary measures to internal and external crises, they were unable to build tanks, planes and weapons in time to repel the German blitzkrieg. German forces entered the city in May of 1940, where they immediately began using illegal Lego building techniques to help construct the Wunderwaffe. Hitler and his entourage visited the city shortly after its capture, seeing breathtaking sights, like the Lego Eiffel Tower, and the Lego Death Star. Life in Lego City during the occupation was difficult, as many of the master builders were taken prisoner and sent to work in German arms factories. The Gestapo shut down all attempts to rescue men who had fallen into the river in Lego City, an event that commonly happened around 15 times a day. Because of this policy, thousands of men drowned needlessly. Organized resistance within the city were strong, but Lego freedom fighters would often strategically place Lego bricks so that the Germans would step on them with their bare feet. In 1945, Lego City was liberated by the Allies, and was later divided in the zones of influence, amongst the British, French, Soviets and the Americans.
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I think you're having a stroke-
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hey, can I have 5 coffees with almond sprinkled onto it with exactly 7 drops of milk and 2 drops of cream, 3 cappuccinos with 2 drops of coffee and 4 tablespoons of sugar, and a dime sized coffee bean in the middle of the thing, not the bottom, not the top, but suspended in the middle of the cup, got it? And 2 hybrids with half a table spoon more tea and 7 inches worth of honey, here's a ruler, make sure to check with me for the exact 7 inches to make sure it's right. And 7 screwdrivers but replace the orange juice with coffee and 3 drops of cream and one shot of expresso. And uuuhh, 1.5 winter specials, idc if it's summer deal with it, make it so the ice cream is half melted, also... Yeah sure, add a well done steak to the side and exactly 7 chocolate sprinkles, 2 strawberry sprinkles, and 8 vanilla, and and one third of an onion. And half of just a warm glass of milk, a single tear of an old man, a table spoon of an orphan teenagers tears, and 1 a regular coffee where half of the cup is filled of dish water fished from the deepest depths of the sink and specifically from hawaii so i can taste the tropicales without actually being there... You got that? Okay go.
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correction, im having a stroke, a heart attack, a seizure, nd and aneurysm combined 😀🤝
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You have a musket to protect your home because the founders wanted it. Four thieves broke into my house. "What?" I pick up my dusty wig and Kentucky rifle. After punching the first man with a hole the size of a golf ball, he died instantly. I pointed the gun at another guy, but he was so slippery that he missed it completely and shot a neighbor's dog. I had to hide in a cannon placed at the top of the stairs, which was full of grape husks, and Tali Ho Bochirim's grape skins were destroyed by two explosions. and the sound and additional shell fragments set off the car's alarm. Bayonne, and to the final rampage of terror. He bled to death from a bayonet wound that did not close while waiting for the police to arrive. As desired by the founder.
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