Casa Del Fuego
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Thread Topic: Casa Del Fuego
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Don: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Blizz: Actually, Ranboo is my favourite.
Don: Okay then, it is I, that b**ch. -
Blizz: What’s it like being tall?
Blizz: Is it nice?
Blizz: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Ranboo: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Don: It was one time! -
Ranboo: Blizz, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Blizz: Don, Ranboo wants you to get out of the house.
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Blizz: Hey, Ranboo. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ranboo: To get to the other side?
Blizz: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“
Ranboo: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?
Blizz: To get to the idiot’s house.
Ranboo: ...Ok?
Don: Hey, Ranboo. Knock knock.
Ranboo: No.
Don: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”
Ranboo: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?
Don: The chicken.
Ranboo:
Don:
Blizz:
Ranboo: Listen here you little s---s- -
Blizz: Ranboo, gather the others. We need to have another Don-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
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Blizz: Okay, what does A stand for?
Don: Arson.
Blizz: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Don: Barson.
Ranboo: *laughter*
Blizz: What stands for C?
Don: Commit arson.
Ranboo: Oooo. Blizz: D!
Don: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Ranboo: *more laughter* -
Blizz: I lost Don.
Ranboo: How did you LOSE Don?!
Blizz: To be fair, they are very small.
Don: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Ranboo way.
Blizz: Isn't that the wrong way?
Don: Yes, but it's faster. -
Ranboo: Go ahead, Don. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.
Blizz: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation. -
Don, grinning: Before you were what?
Ranboo: Before I was-
Don: What?
Ranboo: Before I was inter-
Don: Before you were interrupted?
Ranboo: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Don: What?
Ranboo: *makes frustrated sound*
Blizz, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you. -
Don: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Ranboo: Don, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Don: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Blizz: ...It was a bug.
Don: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Ranboo: ...
Blizz: ...
Don: Stop looking at me like that! -
It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it! Definitelynot 5-year-old me, explaining this to my dad. 🤣 -
I'm too bored for my own good and I spent most of last night and this morning doing stupid stuff on a random quote generator
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*Don is talking about their past*
Don: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Ranboo: Don, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Blizz: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Don: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.
nope, not me at all... -
That's alright. Sometimes......
I forgot what I was about to say. I am still very much asleep under this weighted blanket. 🥴 -
I'm too lazy to get up and I'm trapped beneath a dog. and besides, who says I need to be up and functioning right now?
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