Casa Del Fuego
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Thread Topic: Casa Del Fuego
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Don: *chokes on something*
Ranboo: Jeez, Don, don't die on us.
Don: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want! -
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Vivo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Lem : ...I did. I broke it.
Vivo: No. No you didn't. Drala?
Drala: Don't look at me. Look at Dingoe.
Dingoe: What?! I didn't break it.
Drala: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Dingoe: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Drala: Suspicious.
Dingoe: No, it's not!
Shale: If it matters, probably not, but Tracer was the last one to use it.
Tracer: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Shale: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tracer: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Shale!
Lem : Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Vivo.
Vivo: No! Who broke it!?
Shale: Vivo... Drala's been awfully quiet.
Drala: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Vivo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Vivo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Vivo:
Vivo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. -
sigh....
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grrr
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Lem, to Gold: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.
No, no, my dear sweet Lem would never do this... -
*Shale is casually searching around the room*
Gold: Hey Shale, what’re you looking for?
Shale: My will to live.
*Drala walks into the room*
Shale: Oh, there it is. -
Karl: Hey, Quackity, have you thought about having children?
Quackity: ...
Quackity: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Karl: But we're not childr-
Quackity, already distracted: SAPNAP , PUT THE FIRE DOWN! -
Karl: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Quackity: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Sapnap , deer!"
Karl: ...And what did Sapnap do?
Quackity: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
Ahh, yes. Karlnapity -
Karl: Where are you going?
Sapnap : To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Karl: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Quackity, knowing full well that Karl got Sapnap an engagement ring: *eating popcorn* -
Quackity: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Karl: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Sapnap can fight in that dress either.
Sapnap : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Ah, yes, a wedding -
Ah yes, bosios man
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Quackity: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Sapnap , looking at Quackity: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Quackity and Sapnap in unison: *sighs* Karl -
Karl: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
Sapnap : Ooh, yes please!
Quackity, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Karl: It's not a bug though...
Quackity: ...
Sapnap : ...
Quackity: Well I still don't want to see.
Sapnap , realizing: Please don't throw-
Karl: Whee! *throws a stick of butter* -
Sapnap : *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Quackity: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Karl: And you just ran away?!
Sapnap : I didn't expect them to flirt back! -
Sapnap : I have a bad feeling about this...
Quackity: What do you mean?
Sapnap : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Quackity: No?
Karl: That actually explains so much.
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