Casa Del Fuego
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Thread Topic: Casa Del Fuego
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my favorite headcannon is that bad and skeppy are my dads... just, yeah
omg....
sapnap -
dream gets confused on a b-real
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i don't need a monster this late....
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Blizz: Hey, Ranboo, have you thought about having children?
Ranboo: ...
Ranboo: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Blizz: But we're not childr-
Ranboo, already distracted: DON, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
Ranboo: Breathe, just breathe.
Don: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
Blizz:: Awww, that never bothered you before.
Ranboo: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Don: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Blizz: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
*Ranboo teaching Don to drive and taking Blizz along for the ride*
Ranboo: That's a pothole. To the left!
Don: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Blizz, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Don: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Ranboo, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Don: Country Roads.
Blizz: To the place.
Don and Blizz in unison: I Belong!
Ranboo, crying harder: What the f---? -
Ranboo: Don, what do you have?
Don: A KNIFE!
Ranboo: Okay, have fu-
Blizz: NO!
Blizz: I apologize for saying 'f---' in front of Don.
Ranboo: You just said it again.
Don
Blizz: I am not a role model.
*Don rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Blizz: What's going on?
Ranboo: Don wouldn't drink water.
Blizz: ...And?
Ranboo: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.
Don, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, b----ES! -
Don: Blizz’s gonna kill me.
Ranboo: No, they'll probably make me do it.
Ranboo & Don: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Ranboo: We need an adult!
Don: Ranboo, you are an adult!
Ranboo: We need an adultier adult! Get Blizz!
Blizz: Don-
Don: *sighs* Ranboo used to call me Don...
Blizz: ...Because it's your f**king name.
Blizz: Why would anyone want to harm Don?
Ranboo: Maybe because they met them? -
Ranboo: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Don?
Don: No.
Blizz: I do!
Ranboo: I know, Blizz.
Blizz: I’m sad.
Ranboo: I know, Blizz.
Don: *walks into the room*
Blizz: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?
Ranboo: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.
Don: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Blizz: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Don:
Don: *sobs*
Ranboo: You f**king scared them, you idiot. -
Don: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Ranboo...
Blizz: As you should be.
Don: No, for real, they're kind of-
Blizz: As. You. Should. Be.
Don: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Ranboo: Yes.
Don: I love you.
Ranboo: It back.
*Later*
Blizz: Why is Don crying face-down on the floor?
Don: Ranboo is off at an appointment, so while they’re gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.
Blizz: Why?
Don: They’re like 90% of my impulse control.
Don: *speaking Spanish*
Ranboo: I know, I know.
Blizz: You speak Spanish?
Ranboo: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Don speaks.
Don: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Blizz: What's wrong with you??
Don: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Ranboo: No, they mean other than that.
Don: Ohhhhhh.
Don: I haven't slept in 4 days.
Blizz: Don won’t come out of their room!
Ranboo: Just tell them I said something.
Blizz: Like what?
Ranboo: Anything factually incorrect.
Blizz, shrugging: If you say so.
Don, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
Ranboo, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Blizz: Moose Tracks is good!
Don: What the f--- is that!?
Blizz: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Don: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Ranboo and Blizz: what?
Don: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Ranboo: You done now?
Don: Yeah ok.
Ranboo and Blizz: ...
Don: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour? -
Blizz: Where are my f**king keys?
Ranboo: Blizz, Don is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Blizz: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my F**KING KEYS?!
Don: I feel like Ranboo is looking down on me.
Blizz: That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.
Ranboo: They made Don cry!
Blizz: Don always cries!
Don: That's not true! *cries*
Ranboo: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Don: They do.
Blizz: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Blizz: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Don: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Ranboo: F**k you.
Ranboo, to Don: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Don: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*
Blizz, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Don cute or small. -
Don: *sneaking in through their window*
Blizz: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Don: I was with Ranboo?
Ranboo: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again? -
Don: Due to personal reasons, I will be f---ing sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Blizz: Did Ranboo say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Don: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL– -
Blizz, to Ranboo: If Don doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Don, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!! -
Blizz: You bought a taco?
Ranboo: Yes.
Blizz: From the same truck that hit Don?!
Ranboo, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them. -
Don: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
Ranboo: Ooh, yes please!
Blizz, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Don: It's not a bug though...
Blizz: ...
Ranboo: ...
Blizz: Well I still don't want to see.
Ranboo, realizing: Please don't throw-
Don: Whee! *throws a stick of butter* -
Blizz: I just had a long talk with Don and Ranboo about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
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