Casa Del Fuego
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Thread Topic: Casa Del Fuego
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Don: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Blizz: What's the surprise?
Ranboo: Blood poisoning. -
Blizz: Why would you do that?
Ranboo: Because I feel guilty.
Don: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good. -
Ranboo: Never gonna make you cry!
Don: Never gonna say goodbye!
Ranboo: Never gonna tell a lie—
Blizz: I will hurt you. -
Ranboo: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid s**t for a moment, please?!
Blizz: Alright.
Don: Hey, I-
Ranboo: SHUT UP!
Don: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Blizz: It was bound to be stupid. -
Don: I really like Eminem.
Ranboo: I prefer skittles.
Blizz: They are talking about the rapper.
Ranboo: Why would they eat the wrapper? -
Ranboo: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Ranboo: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Blizz: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Don: So did their neck. -
Ranboo: Don annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Blizz: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Ranboo: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over. -
Ranboo: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Don: Yes.
Ranboo: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Don: Ye- wait, what-
Blizz: Ranboo, that's not what bilingual means-
Ranboo: Shhh, it's okay Don. I still love you, man.
Don & Blizz: ...
Ranboo: bUT NOT LIKE THAT- -
Ranboo: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Don: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.
Ranboo: Oh...
Blizz, from across the room: *from across the room* I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that. -
Ranboo: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Blizz: I gotta give you credit, Don. You make it look easy.
Don: Years of practice. -
Blizz: What do we say when making bread?
Ranboo, glumly: That's the dough rising.
Blizz: And what do we NOT say?
Don, sadly: That's the yeast f**king. -
Blizz: How did you even get in here?
Ranboo: Don's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Ranboo's door"!
Don: I’m closing the window. -
Blizz: Yo dumb---, get over here.
Don: Okay-
Ranboo: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Don, sadly: I thought... I was dumb---... -
Don: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Ranboo: Explain.
Don: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Blizz: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Don:
Don: That's just another highlight! -
Ranboo: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Don: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Blizz: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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