Casa Del Fuego
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Thread Topic: Casa Del Fuego
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Ranboo: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Blizz does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Don: If Blizz were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Blizz jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Ranboo: You jump off a cliff.
Don: Gladly, provided Blizz did first. -
Blizz: A sprite is anything not static.
Ranboo: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.
Don: A sprite is a f---ing soda.
Don: You god damn geeka** b**tards. -
*Blizz recording whilst Don and Ranboo are arguing*
Don: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Blizz: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Ranboo, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Don: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Ranboo: It's my favorite movi-
Don: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, RANBOO!
Ranboo: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Don: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP! -
Ranboo: There's no way they like me back.
Blizz: Don would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Ranboo: Don would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun. -
Ranboo: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Blizz: But are you shuffling?
Ranboo: Everyday.
Don: What language are you two speaking?? -
Blizz: Ranboo! What did I tell you about lying?
Ranboo, looking down: ...That it only works on Don. -
Ranboo: Don is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Blizz: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE! -
Blizz: So, Don is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Ranboo: Why?
Blizz: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Don, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass. -
Don: Why would you give a knife to Ranboo?!
Blizz, shrugging: Ranboo felt unsafe.
Don: Now I feel unsafe!
Blizz: I’m sorry…
Blizz: Would you like a knife? -
Ranboo: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Blizz: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Don: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A F**KING COOKIE! -
Don: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Ranboo: So you're just gonna wait until Blizz is in danger and save them?
Don: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.
Ranboo: ...
Ranboo: You're insane. -
Blizz: You need a hobby.
Ranboo: I have a hobby!
Blizz:: Hitting Don isn't a hobby. -
Blizz: Don-
Don: *sighs* Ranboo used to call me Don...
Blizz: ...Because it's your f---ing name. -
Don: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Ranboo: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Don: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Blizz, recording: This is so cute. -
Ranboo: So, Don is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Blizz: Why?
Ranboo: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Don, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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