The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Thread Topic: The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Tommy: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Wilbur: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Tubbo: I got distracted about halfway through.
Techno: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. -
Tommy: You know those things will kill you, right?
Wilbur, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Techno, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Tubbo: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough* -
tired
i don't wanna do gym T^T -
today's been slow.
not many people on.
i miss Cinna and i hope she's able to come back on.
really hope she doesn't get in trouble with her parents.
kind of want to RP, but i don't really have anyone to RP with. -
Connor: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Evan: Connor, that's a coma.
Connor: Sounds festive. -
Connor: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Evan: What did you do op?
Connor: A MISTAKE -
Connor: Evan and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Evan: Sentences.
Connor: Don't interrupt me. -
Jared: Am I in trouble?
Evan: Take a guess.
Jared: No?
Evan: Take another guess. -
Connor: *Stubs their toe* f---!
Evan: Mind your language!
Connor: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Evan:
Connor: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes. -
Connor: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Evan: Okay.
Connor: And make out during the scary parts.
Evan: Th-
Evan: The scary parts.
Evan: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. -
Connor: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Evan:
Evan: Connor, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn . . .
Connor: *Sips coffee from bowl* -
Connor: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Evan: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Connor: Death is a social construct.
this makes so much sense to the ppl who've watched DEH. -
Connor, talking to Evan on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Evan: You bet!
Connor: At what temperature?
Evan: 535.
Connor: That's the clock.
Evan:
Connor:
Evan: 536. -
Evan: I was arrested for being too cool.
Jared: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence. -
Connor: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Jared: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE F--KIN’ STAIRS.
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