The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Thread Topic: The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Grayson: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.
Jo: If?
Olive: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die. -
Jo: Olive and I are having a baby.
Grayson: That's gre-
Jo, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here. -
Jo, driving Grayson and Olive: So how was your day?
Olive: We almost got surprise adopted!
Jo: What?
Grayson: We almost got kidnapped.
Jo: Oh, okay.
Jo: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?! -
Jo: Tell Grayson about the birds and the bees.
Olive: They're disappearing at an alarming rate. -
*Grayson and Olive sitting in jail together*
Olive: So who should we call?
Grayson: I’d call Jo, but I feel safer in jail. -
Grayson: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jo?
Jo: . . No.
Olive: I do!
Grayson: I know, Olive.
Olive: I’m sad!
Grayson: I know, Olive. -
Grayson: We need to get through this locked door. Ranboo, give me your credit card.
Ranboo: Here.
Grayson, pocketing it: Thanks. Tommy, kick down the door. -
Grayson, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Ranboo, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Tommy: what the f--- are you guys doing?
Grayson: playing systemic oppression -
Awake and bored lol
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should I try and get to 100 pages by just posting incorrect quotes?
yeah, I think I should lmao -
Dream, to Sapnap: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Sapnap, motioning to themself and George: No no no no no, TWO idiots! -
Sapnap: What did you do with George's body?
Dream: What didn’t I do with the body?
Sapnap:
Dream: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully. -
Sapnap: We need to get through this locked door. Dream, give me your credit card.
Dream: Here.
Sapnap, pocketing it: Thanks. George, kick down the door. -
Sapnap: WHY. why did you give George a KNIFE?!
Dream: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Sapnap: Now I feel unsafe!
Dream: I’m sorry.
Dream: . . . would you like a knife? -
Dream: HELP! I TOLD GEORGE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Sapnap, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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