The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Thread Topic: The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Dream: I turned out perfectly fine!
George: Dream, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Dream: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!! -
George: I actually have a black belt.
Dream: In what, karate?
George: No, from Gucci. -
Skeppy: f---.
BadBoyHalo: We've got to work on your cursing.
Skeppy: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already. -
George: So that’s my plan.
Dream: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
George: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Dream: It f--king sucks.
George: That’s not constructive criticism. -
George: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Dream: It’s not a joke.
Dream: *sniffles*
Dream: I’m a legit snack. -
I need you help.
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what do you need help with?
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bored
also just realized what page i'm on
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*Tubbo and Tommy skipping stones on lake*
Tubbo: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Tommy, whispering: Take that you f--king lake. -
Techno: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Philza: I think you mean cards.
Techno, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not. -
Philza: How do I deal with my enemies?
Techno: Kill them
Philza: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Techno: Kill them only a little? -
Quackity: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Techno: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Quackity: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Techno: I’ve never heard you say anything funny. -
Tubbo: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Ranboo: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up. -
Tommy: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Tubbo: I don’t know how to do that.
Wilbur: I don’t wear a watch.
Techno: Time is a construct. -
Wilbur: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Tommy: Plane tickets?
Tubbo: Concert tickets?
Techno: Prostitution?
Wilbur, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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