The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Thread Topic: The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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tired.
bored.
school's annoying.
kind of wanna RP.
but barely anyone is online.
at least that I know of.
also, I kind of suck at making plots lol
anyways, guess I have to pay attention to my class.
sad. -
George: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Dream: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Sapnap: Smad. -
*George and Sapnap sitting in jail together*
Sapnap: So who should we call?
George: I’d call Dream, but I feel safer in jail. -
George: Dream, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Dream: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
George: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Sapnap. -
Sapnap: Hey, Dream? Can I get some dating advice?
Dream: Just because I’m with George doesn’t mean I know how I did it. -
George: What time is it?
Dream: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Dream: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Sapnap: WHO THE F--K IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Dream: It’s 2 am. -
George: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Dream: Okay, but in my defense, Sapnap bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
George: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! -
George: WHY. why did you give Sapnap a KNIFE?!
Dream: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
George: Now I feel unsafe!
Dream: I’m sorry.
Dream: . . . would you like a knife? -
is bored lol
George, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Dream: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
George, with the tone of someone who is used to Dream: Outstanding.
George: This is what I’m talking about people. -
George: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Dream: How can you still say that?
George: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have. -
Tubbo: What is your biggest weakness?
Tommy: I can be uncooperative.
Tubbo: Okay, can you give me an example?
Tommy: No. -
George: So what’s for dinner?
Dream, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret. -
Niki: How many kids do you have?
Puffy: Biologically, emotionally, or legally? -
George: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Dream: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
George, desperately, as Dream bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Dream: Oh! B positive.
George: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Dream: -
Ranboo: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?
Tubbo: Stay woke monsterf--kers ur love is out there!!!!!
Ranboo: Y'know what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.
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