The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Thread Topic: The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Wilbur: What are your goals?
Niki: To pet all the dogs.
Wilbur: No, fitness goals.
Niki: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs. -
Tubbo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Ranboo: You're like 15 years old
Tubbo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30! -
Tubbo: So what’s for dinner?
Ranboo, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
Tommy: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Tubbo: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Tommy: No! Four to five seconds!
Tubbo: Too late!!! -
Jeremy: Hewwo.
Michael: Hihiiiiii!
Jake: Greetings, Humans.
Christine: Three kinds of people.
Chloe: I want pudding.
Jeremy: Four kinds of people.
Rich: WHAT’S UP f---ERS?
Christine: Five kinds of people. -
Jeremy: Just be yourself.
Michael: 'Be myself'? Christine, I have one day to win Jeremy over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Chloe: Couple weeks.
Jake: Six months.
Rich: Jury’s still out.
Michael: See, Christine?
Michael: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that? -
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Michael: Thanks fam!
Rich: oh no
Christine: *cries* I love you too
Chloe: Sounds fake but okay
Jeremy: *A flustered mess*
Jake: Can I get a refund? -
Jeremy, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Michael: Hey.
Rich: Hi.
Jake: Hello.
Christine: Hey!
Jeremy: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Chloe: We were out of Doritos. -
Gm!
My dang school computer won't let me pull up the incorrect quote generator :(
Honestly, I really need a different computer. -
XD
I love how my computer says there's no internet, but it's still letting me have GTQ open and letting me post lmao -
Jeremy, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Michael: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Michael: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the f--- happened to you?!
Jeremy, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Michael: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU f---ING POSSESSED?!
Michael: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Jeremy, cry-laughing: -
*Jeremy, cry-laughing: i hAd A cAsE oF ThE mOnDaYs*
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Michael: I was arrested for being too cool.
Jeremy: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence. -
Jared: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Evan: I'm a knife.
Connor, from across the room: They're the little spoon. -
Jared: I trust Evan.
Connor: You think they know what they're doing?
Jared: I wouldn't go that far. -
Jared, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Evan, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids.
Connor: what the f--- are you guys doing?
Jared: playing systemic oppression.
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