The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Thread Topic: The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Roman: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Patton: Several traffic violations.
Logan: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Virgil: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Remus: Also, that’s not our car. -
aye, 60th page.
pog -
Roman: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Logan: Have everyone stand.
Patton: Bring three more chairs!
Virgil: The most important ones can sit down.
Remus: Kill three. -
Philza: Violence isn't the answer.
Techno: You’re right.
Philza: *sighs in relief*
Techno: Violence is the question.
Philza: What?
Techno, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Philza, running after them: NO- -
Tommy: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Ranboo: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Tommy: Death is a social construct.
bruh, everyone after Dream revived Tommy after killing him xD -
isn't it weird how I had a dream about playing a game with the dream smp
even though I don't even watch them -
xD that's funny
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Tubbo: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Ranboo, deadpan: Well that's encouraging. -
Tubbo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Ranboo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. -
Tubbo: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.
Ranboo: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.
Tubbo: Jokes on you, I can't do math. -
Tubbo: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Ranboo: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it. -
Tubbo: Okay, truth or dare?
Ranboo: Truth
Tubbo: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ranboo:
Ranboo: ...Dare
Tubbo: Go to bed.
Ranboo: I don’t like this game. -
i'm bored T^T
anyone wanna RP?
it's fine if not.
i'm just bored and lonely.
Tubbo: How many kids do you have?
Ranboo: Biologically, emotionally, or legally? -
Tubbo: I made tea.
Ranboo: I don’t want tea.
Tubbo: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Ranboo: Then why are you telling me?
Tubbo: It is a conversation starter.
Ranboo: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Tubbo: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate. -
Niki, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Eret, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
YAS
WE STAN OUR BISEXUAL MCYT KING
ALL HAIL KING ERET
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