The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Thread Topic: The Internet Has Ruined Me.
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Connor: Did you know that Gatorade and rum go really good together?
Jared: Have you been doing depressed science again?
Connor: ... Maybe. -
Evan: What's your ideal date?
Jared: Dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, quiet, likes nature, and super oblivious.
Evan: Hey, that sounds like me! If I were a girl, I mean.
Jared: The more oblivious, the better. -
Zoe: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tu-lips together.
Alana: :3
Connor: If I were a gardener, you'd be my h*e.
Evan: Thanks -_- -
"What's your ideal date?"
Jeremy: Napping together
Christine: Doing a 1,000 piece puzzle together
Michael: Being emotionally vulnerable
Rich: Arson -
i don't think i'm okay :')
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bored
kind of want to RP
anyone want to RP?
it's fine if not, i'm just bored lol
god, i need to stop. i sound so needy. -
Michael: Do you consider me a friend?
Jeremy: Yeah! What else would I consider you?
Michael: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless. -
*Jeremy and Michael get pulled over*
police: can you walk in a straight line, sir.
Michael: I can't do anything straight.
police: . . .
Jeremy: *eyebrow wiggle*
( bruh, i love my gay gamer and bi theatre geek XD ) -
michael: this is a disaster! the printer messed up the invitation! it's supposed to say "jeremy's birthday"!
rich: well, what does it say instead?
michael: jeremy's bi
rich: that could still work -
Jeremy: Dad, meet Christine, my new girlfriend!
Christine: Nice to meet you, Mr. Heere!
Mr. Heere:
Mr. Heere: You could have found someone better.
Jeremy: Dad! Don't be rude!
Mr. Heere: I wasn't talking to you. -
Jake: Oh c'mon, I didn't drink that much last night!
Chloe: You were flirting with Michael.
Jake: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Chloe: You asked if he was single . . .
Christine: And then you cried when he said he wasn't. -
Jeremy: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person on the whole world. You know what I said?
Christine: What did you say?
Jeremy: I said . . . *sees Michael outside the window* Michael?
Christine: Michael?!
Jeremy: No! No, that's not what I was going to say!
Christine: Jeremy, you're not making any sense . . .
Jeremy, nervously babbling: I mean, sure, he's handsome, he's rugged, but-
( lol bi panic u^u )
( just woke up and i have a crick in my neck T^T it hurts when i move it ) -
i has a headache T^T
tired, bored and want a nap lol -
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Connor: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Evan: ...I did. I broke it.
Connor: No. No you didn't. Jared?
Jared: Don't look at me. Look at Michael.
Michael: What?! I didn't break it.
Jared: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Michael: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Jared: Suspicious.
Michael: No, it's not!
Jeremy: If it matters, probably not, but Zoe was the last one to use it.
Zoe: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Jeremy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zoe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jeremy!
Evan: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Connor:
Connor: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Jeremy: Connor... Jared's been awfully quiet.
Jared: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Connor, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Connor: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Connor:
Connor: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
( made this using a incorrect quote generator and using characters from musicals i like. honestly fits the chars perfectly xD ) -
my
neck
hurts
T^T
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