pick up lines, anyone?
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Thread Topic: pick up lines, anyone?
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hey, can i borrow a map? because im lost in your eyes.
if i was a cat, id spend all nine lives with you.
so. you come around here often? i mean, yeah, its your house, but...
guess what? im a super hero, and my power is spotting love at first sight. -
Your hand looks heavy. May I hold it for you? c:
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Does this smell like chloroform?
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Hey, I've heard people ship us. Wanna make that ship cannon?
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Can we have sex?
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There will be seven planets left after I destroy Uranus.
Last time I seen a body like that I was burying it in my basement.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar cuz you got a sweet ass. -
Hey, (insert name here) is a really beautiful name. Does it have a number to come with it?
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Is there a phone in your back pocket? Cause your booty's callin' me.
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If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
My d--- just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!" -
Baby, if you were a newspaper, you'd be fine print.
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Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart
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nn one direction ^ -
f--- everything else: that's a given: just read the last one.
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