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"Absol, you’re super f---in cool and deserve all my lunch money. I remember when you saved me from all those school bullies and ninjas at the"

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"Autism at its finest here"

"Actually, oddly enough, yes! A jog early in the morning gets your adrenaline pumping which then gives you endorphins or some s---, which hel..."

"I think averagestudent might just be a f---ing bridge troll / goblin who really likes ice cream"

"Oh, right Yeah why the f--- are you tired? Drink some cold water and do something"

"Blue cheese More like poo cheese, cuz all that s--- is is just moldy cheese that some french f---er gaslit people into thinking it was"

"Blue cheese is a f---ing insult to all other cheeses, and f--- you for wanting it"

"I remember staying up super late as a teen. Enjoy it while you can bro"

"A lactose intolerant rat? I guess… why even bother living at that point tho"

"Pretty sure your children are just literal rats Except averagestudent They’re a f---in fake ass rat"

"Cartra, sounds pretty ratlike to me Averagestudent might be a fake rat tho All true rats love cheese"

"Have you tried luring them with cheese?"

"Sup queers Hows it hangin?"

"I say f--- a lot when im upset. Sorry yall"