anybody got jokes??
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Thread Topic: anybody got jokes??
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cya! lol
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Bye, Desire.
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byeee
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See ya. :3
I haz one...
One night, a dad heard his 5-year-old son crying, so he went to see what was the matter. "I had a dream that grandma died." his son sobbed. The dad assured his son that grandma was fine, and then went back to bed.
The next day, grandma died.
A week later, the son was crying again, so the dad went to see what was the matter. "I had a dream that Aunt Suzy died." the son sobbed. The dad assured the son the Aunt Suzy was fine, and then went back to bed.
The next day, Aunt Suzy died. The dad was a bit disturbed this time.
A week later, the son was crying yet again, so the dad went to see what was the matter again. "I had a dream that my daddy died." the son sobbed. The dad assured his son that he was perfectly fine, and then went back to bed.
All day at work the next day, the dad was terrified. He avoided people for fear he would be murdered. He avoided using a stapler or scissors, to avoid cutting himself. He skipped lunch to avoid being poisoned. On the drive home, he drove extra carefully.
When he got home, he told his wife "I had a HORRIBLE day today."
His wife said, "You think YOU had a bad day? The mailman dropped dead on the lawn this morning!" -
omg lol hey what does a blonde wear behind her ears to attract a guy?
her ankles
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smartgirl115 NoviceQ: Why did the cook get arrested?
A: He was caught BEATING an egg.
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i do
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anybody else?
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i killed da thread ;-;
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LOL DEATH AND NAKI
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byeee gtg!!
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buh bye
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie. "
She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too. "
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