AngelofDeath's Profile

"Ted: f--- YEAH! GOLD! THIS IS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT IT'D BE!~ Andrei: When is he going to realize that that is not real gold? "

"Float On - Modest Mouse"

"John: He's not usually like this, but we--- Pogo: We gave him happy pills an' now he's high as a motherf---er. ^-^ John:...Yea"

"'Jack Sparrow': What, ya mean that guy's with you? Ted: *jumps onto the boat* GIVE ME YOUR GOLD!!!"

"Ted: YESSS!!~ *sees a boat* FOLLOW ME, CAPTAIN SPARROW!! *runs over to the boat* PREPARE TO GET RAIDED, a--holeS! YAAAAAH! 'Jack Spar"

"Amy. I know it sounds strange, coming from me, but she's always been my favorite girl. And my favorite guys are a tie between Shadow and Sil..."

"XD THERE IS ONLY ONE ANGELOFDEATH AND THAT IS ME Aww, cutieees!!~ x3 Andrei: Well, uhhh...Would you mind if I "

"Girl 1: Ohhh, my goood...*facepalms* Ted: *sees a guy walking past who looks quite a bit like Jack Sparrow* *quickly stands up* Jack "

"Okay, NOOOOW I see it!"

"Jeff: Ohhh, lord... Girl 1: W--wha--?? Ted: *making wavy movements with his hand* Ya get the ride ya life...THE RIIIIDE OF YA "

"They have? 'Cause everythin' jus' looks bigger than it was before, to me."

"Huh?? W--wait, what about it? *tilts head to the side*"

"Girl 1: Uhmm...*weirded out, reaches for her drink and slowly starts drinking it* Ted:...Have you ever been with a guyyyy...with a BI"

"Well, it looks AMAZING! I mean, holy s---!!"

"Ted: *smirks and goes over, sitting by them* Hey. Andrei: Pffft!!! *covers his mouth to stifle a fit of giggles* Oh, God, what's he "