anybody got jokes??
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Thread Topic: anybody got jokes??
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lmfao!!!! It was great. Hahahahaha
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Thanks, Gabe! :)
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*peaks in*
hi..
Oz: *sigh* Hi. -
Heres a joke....
A criminal escapes from prison, and desperate to dodge the cops, the criminal breaks into a random house to hide... He opens a room, and sees a couple making love.... So, he chains the man to the bed, and the woman is chained to the floor..... Then he leans to the woman, and kisses her mouth... Then he leaves the room, and goes to the bathroom.... The man who was chained, thinking of a way to save himself, he shouts at his wife, "Honey, u and i both know what he wants to do, i mean, he just kissed u, its obvious that he wants to have sex, dont resist, do what he tells u, it will hurt, just stay strong honey, i love u!". Thinking he saved himself, the man sighs in relief.... The wife looks at the man and says, "he wasnt kissing me, he was whispering to me.... He said hes gay, and he hasnt had sex for a long time, and he thinks u cute, he said it will hurt, just stay strong honey, i love u too"....
I dont know if that made sense at all, i just felt like posting a joke... -
Ozzy!! *hugs*
@AoD. You welcome -
@gabe...hehe!! hi! *hugz back*
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Hahahahaha Kish. Hi
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Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?
A: cereal killer -
xD
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haha kish! i heard that one b4..but it was like yeas ago! and..it still gets to me!! xD
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xD Gabe.
Hey, AoD.
(Sorry To My Fellow Blondes)
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.â€
“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?†asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.â€
“Let me see it,†says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.†-
Q=What did they find during Jeffrey Dahmer's autopsy?
A= Jimmy Hoffa -
... I don't get it, AoD. *thinks* OHHHH!
I'm stupid. XD
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lmfao!!!!! Hahahahaha imm gonna pee my pant
@ozzy. XD -
xD and sure!
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