anybody got jokes??
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Thread Topic: anybody got jokes??
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I'm fine...a bit tired after today's exam. this one was ok...i hope the examiners are very nice. -
Bye desire *hugz back*
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Im sure he or she will be nice
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A man walked into a doctors waiting room and saw a nun sitting there crying her eyes out, obviously very upset. When he went into the doctor he asked the good physician why the nun was crying so much. the doctor replied, "I told her she was pregnant." "Good grief," said the guy, "How can that be, since she is a nun?" "She isn't really," said the good doctor, "but it cured her hiccups."
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@Desire, so sweet of you!!!
Goodbye!!!
HUGZ!!!
We will talk later!!! :) -
Wow i don't really feel good I think I'm gonna pass out again. Sorry i need to go. Bye y'all *hugz*
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xDDD
A man was walking along the beach, and he sees a woman with no arms or legs. She was crying. He came up to her and asked her why she was crying. The woman said "I'm crying because in my whole life, I've never been kissed.'
The man, despite the fact she was fhawk-ugly, kissed the woman on the lips and turned to leave. She started crying again. He asked why. She said "because in my whole life, I've never been fhawked."
So the guy picks her up and tosses her in the ocean. Then, he screams
"you're fhawked, now!!!" -
xDDDDDDDD
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wat kinda cheese is not urs?
nacho cheese!! i laugh at the simplest stuff -
ok
interveiwer: wats the difference between a paper clip and a screw?
interveiwee: i dont know ive never been paper clipped! -
no one else?
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hmm??
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Im all out on jokes, besides, i love to read and listen to jokes, im not good at telling jokes :/
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There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. Â So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights. Â Â
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. ‘You impotent b------!’ she screamed at him, ‘how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’  Â
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, ‘I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.’ -
funny!!
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