Quotes
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Thread Topic: Quotes
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““Wikipedia knows about everything. It might be run by warlocks.”
“You think that’s what they do all day in the Spiral Labyrinth? Run Wikipedia?”
“I admit it seems like a letdown.”" -
I just had this conversation with one of my friends:
Him: Did you know there’s gonna be a Hamilton movie!? They basically just filmed the whole musical and are gonna put it in theaters!!
Me: I did not know that. So it is just a disney movie for older audiences?
Him: Ye! Well kinda?? There is a guy that has sex with horses!
Me: So it is a disney movie for older audiences and people who like beastiality. Gotcha. -
"Let's make a QuaranTUNE playlist. It'll start with 'Don't Get Too Close To Me' by The Police."
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“I don’t understand what makes them come out like that!”
“Hunger,” said Jem.
“Were you thinking about blood?”
“No.”
“Were you thinking about eating me?” Will inquired.
“No!"
“No one would blame you,” said Jem. “He’s very annoying.” -
Everyone put down your lemon quotes!
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"When life gives you lemons, throw them at passing cars!"
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“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”
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"When Life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemies eyes!"
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ShOoT tHe BeEtLeS! sHoOt To KiLl, AnD wHiLe YoUr BrEaKiNg ThEiR hAtEfUl LiTtLe HeAdS oPeN tRy NoT tO bReAk AnY oF mY sTuFf
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I think your dare's over.
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Does anyone else have any duck quotes, or is it just me?
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NoT yEt
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Ok.
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I'm not the only one with duck quotes, am I?
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"I hate ducks. Don't know why. I just always have.”
"Be brave," she said. "It's not a duck, is it?”
"Remember when you tried to convince me to feed poultry pie the the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.”
“Little James Herondale, age two, was in fact holding a dagger quite well. He stabbed it into a sofa cushion, sending out a burst of feathers.
"Ducks," he said, pointing at the feathers.”
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