Quotes
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Thread Topic: Quotes
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Some people aren't shaking hands because of the coronavirus. I'm not shaking hands because everyone's out of toilet paper.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay to be fair, everyone's like "Shake elbows" "Fist bump" "avoid making contact" BISH LET'S GO BACK TO BOWING AND CURTSEYING THEN! -
SoViEt DuCkS dU dU dUu Du Du DuU
sOvIeT dUcKs Du Du DuU dU dU dUu
SoViEt DuCkS dU dU dUu Du Du DuU
sOvIeT dUcKs -
Yes!
And the whole don't touch your face thing? Well, I guess I'm screwed, because I have glasses. -
"Back in my day, we used to Toilet Paper our enemies houses.
But you can't do that anymore." -
I have glasses too.
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I have another duck quote from that author!
“Let’s go see who can eat the most dumplings in the shortest amount of time. And duck! You really ought to try pressed duck! It’s a great delicacy.” Jem looked at Will, suppressing a smile. His friend glared back, but at last neither of them could hold back their laughter. Will said, “There is nothing so sweet as feasting upon the bones of my enemies. Especially with you at my side.” -
SAME.
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It applies so much.
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“Clary squinted at it. 'Is it going to turn me into a rodent?'
'Where's the trust? I think it's strawberry juice,' Isabelle said. 'Anyway, it's yummy. Jace?' She offered him the glass.
'I am a man,' he told her, 'and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown.'
'Brown?' Isabelle made a face.
'Brown is a manly color,' said Jace."
Don't give men pink beverages, then. -
I'll take all the beverages except for the pink ones and watch them struggle with their thirst as they try to prove their manliness by not drinking it.
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WaNtEd FoR:
aSsAuLt WiTh A dEaDlY wEaPoN, aSsAuLt WiTh A pOtEnTiAlLy DeAdLy WeApOn, AsSaUlT wItH a WeApOn We CoUlDn'T pOsSiBlY bElIeVe WaS dEaDlY bUt UnFoRtUnAtElY wAs. -
HAHAHAHAHAA
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I'd do that too.
Well, don't give them weapons, then. -
"Like a good neighbor, stay over there."
bit . ly / 341N6rK
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