Quotes
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Thread Topic: Quotes
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"I hate ducks. Don't know why. I just always have.”
"Be brave," she said. "It's not a duck, is it?”
"Remember when you tried to convince me to feed poultry pie the the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.”
“Little James Herondale, age two, was in fact holding a dagger quite well. He stabbed it into a sofa cushion, sending out a burst of feathers.
"Ducks," he said, pointing at the feathers.” -
" 'I don't like you'
'That's fine, not everyone can have good tastes!" -
Actually, they're not all from the same series, but they're by the same author.
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I love that one, Rayne!
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“If there were such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood.”
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“Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a boy. Potato pie, potato custard, potatoes with potato sauce...”
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"Everyone's so scared right now, you could rob a bank with a booger."
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Thank you! I actually said that. Maybe someone said it before me, but when I used it, it came straight from my mind.I'm great at coming up with smart ass comments to piss people off with.
"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm saying if your house was on fire and you were trapped inside... I'd make s'mores." -
“Isabelle waved a hand. "No need to worry, big brother. Nothing happened. Of course," she added as Alex's shoulders relaxed, "I was totally passed-out drunk, so he could really have done whatever he wanted and I wouldn't have woken up."
"Oh, please," said Simon. "All I did was tell you the entire plot of Star Wars."
"I don't think I remember that," said Isabelle, taking a cookie from the plate on the table.
"Oh, yeah? Who was Luke Skywalker's best childhood friend?"
"Biggs Darklighter," Isabelle said immediately, and then hit the table with the flat of her hand. -
“How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun."
Jem still had his eyes closed. "If they mean it gives you a headache, they aren't wrong.” -
HA!
I'm laughing at Covid's comment.
"Everyone's so scared right now, you could rob a bank with a booger."
-Covid_19 -
HAHAHAHA I love that XD
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I SAID THAT FIRST! GIVE CREDIT TO ME!
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“"You have something on your neck."
"What?"
"Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway?"
"Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head."
"And ran into a vampire"
"What? No! I fell."
"On your neck?"” -
Covid's telling the truth though. They did say it first. Covid, what is your gender?
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