Quotes
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Thread Topic: Quotes
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Gender-fluid. Born girl.
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“So basically you’re threatening to turn me into something you can sprinkle on popcorn if I don’t do what you say?”
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“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”
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DURING THE CORONAVIRUS...
INTROVERTS: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
EXTROVERTS: HALP ME!!!! -
Oh my, yes.
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coronavirus m e m e:
bit . ly / 341N6rK
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"ThE dEvIl KiNg EaTiNg NoThInG bUt PlAiN eGgS fOr BrEaKfAsT? aRe YoU kIdDiNg Me?"
-EmI yUsA -
THE APOCALYPSE
What I expected: Zombies
What I get: NO TOILET PAPER!!! AAAAHHH -
“If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you’d be twice as funny as you are.”
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“I couldn't keep a fish alive," she said. "I kill plants just by looking at them."
"I suspect I would have the same problem," Mark said, eyeing the fish. "It is too bad - I was going to name it Magnus, because it has sparkly scales."
At that, Cristina giggled. Magnus Bane was the High Warlock of Brooklyn, and he had a penchant for glitter.
"I suppose I had better let him go free," Mark said. Before anyone could say anything, he made his way to the railing of the pier and emptied the bag, fish and all, into the sea.
"Does anyone want to tell him that goldfish are freshwater fish and can't survive in the ocean?" said Julian quietly.
"Not really," said Cristina.
"Did he just kill Magnus?" Emma asked, but before Julian could answer, Mark whirled around.” -
“Your pretense does not fool me, gnome,” he muttered. “My eye will be upon you.”
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“I am so ready to hunt down those tiny adorable creatures and give them what for,” said Emma. “SO READY.”
“Emma . . .”
“I may even tie bows on their heads.”
“We have to interrogate them.”
“Can I get a selfie with one of them first?”
“Eat your toast, Emma.” -
“Do you remember what I told you that first time at Taki's? About faerie food?"
"I remember you said you ran down Madison Avenue naked with antlers on your head", said Clary." -
“Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests.”
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WhEn LiFe GiVeS yOu LeMoNs MaKe LeMoNaDe BuT yOu KnOw DaRn WeLl It WoN't TaStE tHaT gOoD wItHoUt SuGaR.
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