Funny movie dialogues
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Thread Topic: Funny movie dialogues
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So this is just a fun idea to put your favorite movie dialogue quotes in. What you do is this:
Character 1: Line 1
Character 2: Line 2
And so on. Then when you're done putting a quote, say what movie it's from. -
Snotlout: You will not believe what I just found!
Tuffnut: A severed head?
Ruffnut: Our cousin Lars?
Tuffnut: Our cousin Lars's severed head?
Fishlegs: Lars died?
Tuffnut: Who said that?
~Dragons Riders of Berk, Season 1 Episode 10, "Heather Report Part I" -
Donkey: I don't feel different. Do I look any different?
Puss in Boots: You still look like an ass to me.
~Shrek 2 -
Lucy: Edmund, do you think if we keep sailing to the end of the world, we'll just tip off the edge?
Edmund: Don't worry, Lu. We're a long way from there.
Eustace: So you're also talking nonsense, the two of you?
Lucy: Are you feeling better?
Eustace: Yes, no thanks to you. It's like I have an iron constitution.
Reepicheep: As effervescent as ever, I see. Find your sea legs?
Eustace: Never lost 'em. Just getting used to the shock of things. Mother says I have an acute disposition, due to my intelligence.
Reepicheep: I don't think he has an acute anything.
Eustace: I'll have you know that as soon as we find civilization, I'm contacting the British Consul, and have you all arrested for kidnapping.
Caspian: Kidnapping, is it? That's funny. I thought we saved your life.
Eustace: You held me against my will! In one of your sailors unhygienic quarters, it's like a zoo down there!
Reepicheep: He's quite the complainer, isn't he?
Edmund: He's just warming up.
~The Voyage of the Dawn Treader -
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
~The Princess Bride -
Mal: And if anyone get's nosy, just, you know... shoot them.
Zoey: Shoot them, sir?
Mal: Politely.
~Not actually a movie, but it's from the TV show Firefly -
Aunt May: Are you are all right?
Peter Parker: Yeah, I'm okay, I'm just, I'm very naked right now.
Aunt May: What happened to your face? It's filthy.
Peter Parker: It is?
Aunt May: Yes!
Peter Parker: Oh yeah, I was cleaning the chimney.
Aunt May: We have no chimney.
Peter Parker: What?
~Spiderman 2 -
(Astrid, Fishlegs, Snotlout, Ruffnut, and Tuffnut discover the fake Night Fury the Outcasts used to capture Hiccup, and the Twins' Zippleback blasts it)
Tuffnut: Night fury!
Fishlegs: But it's very realistic.
Astrid: What were you thinking? If that was Toothless, you could have killed him!
Tuffnut: Yeah, well if my chicken had horns, he'd be my yak.
Ruffnut: And if I were weak and girly, I'd be my brother.
Tuffnut: Yeah! Wait, what?
~Dragons Riders of Berk, Season 1 Episode 20, "We are Family Part II" -
Wadsworth:Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances?
Miss Scarlet:Ah!
[laughs]
Mrs. White:Why is that funny?
Miss Scarlet:I see! That's why he was lying on his back, in his coffin.
Mrs. White:I didn't kill him.
Colonel Mustard:Then why are you paying the blackmailer?
Mrs. White:I dont want a scandal, do I? We had had a very humiliating public confrontation. He was deranged. He was
[points to head]
Mrs. White:a lunatic! He didn't actually seem to like me very much; he had threatened to kill me in public.
Miss Scarlet:Why would he wanna kill you in public?
Wadsworth:I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.
[rolls eyes]
Miss Scarlet:Oh. Was that his final word on the matter?
Mrs. White:Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say?
Wadsworth:And yet, he was the one who died, not you, Mrs. White, not you!
Miss Scarlet:What did he do for a living?
Mrs. White:He was a scientist, nuclear physics.
Miss Scarlet:What was he like?
Mrs. White:He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to hime when he died, but, he was found dead at home.
Mrs. White:I had been out all evening at the movies.
Miss Scarlet:Do you miss him?
Mrs. White:Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.
Wadsworth:But, he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
Mrs. White:But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth:But he never reappeared!
Mrs. White:[admittedly] He wasn't a very good illusionist.
[Best movie ever conceived by man] -
Rapunzel: Who are you?
Eugene: I do not know who you are, nor how I came to find you, but can I just say, hi!
-Tangled -
Tuffnut: Thor tore a hole in the Great Hall. Maybe he's hungry? I know I am.
Hiccup: We need to make Thor happy. But what do you get the God of Thunder and Lightning?
Fishlegs: In the past, I know Thor's enjoyed a sacrifice or two.
Ruffnut: Let's sacrifice Tuffnut!
Tuffnut: Okay, what time should I be there? There better be fire involved.
Hiccup: Nobody's gonna be sacrificed!
Snotlout: Not yet, anyway.
Astrid: I had an aunt who was cursed by Odin once. She had to pay tribute to him by sailing to the end of the Earth.
Fishlegs: Did it work?
Astrid: I don't know. I guess she couldn't find it, because she kept showing up from the opposite direction.
Fishlegs: The Gods have never been mad at anyone from our family. Knock on wood. Hop on one foot. Slap a Jorgenson.
Snotlout: If I were Thor, I would want a giant statue. Of myself, Snotlout, as Thor!
Astrid: You do know we're trying to make him happy?
Snotlout: Exactly!
Astrid: I think I just threw up in my mouth.
Hiccup: Actually, that's not a bad idea.
Astrid: It's not an idea, it's a reflex.
Hiccup: What--? No! I-I mean the statue.
Astrid: There I go again.
Hiccup: No! Not Snotlout! Thor!
Fishlegs: Hmm, Berk has never given Thor a statue.
Hiccup: Well, then it's high time we did!
~Dragons Riders of Berk, Season 1 Episode 13, "When Lightning Strikes" -
Fishlegs: I can't believe him!
Astrid: You can't believe him? You kidnapped your dragon!
Fishlegs: But that makes it sounds so mean.
Tuffnut: Uh, guys?
Astrid: He flew away the second he was unleashed!
Fishlegs: I'm 72% sure he wanted to stay.
Tuffnut: GUYS!
Fishlegs: Whoa! Meatlug barfed up a pile of rocks.
Ruffnut: You're such an idiot. Those aren't rocks. Your dragon laid eggs!
Astrid: Hey, I bet that's why the dragons left! To lay their eggs!
Fishlegs: But, boy dragons don't lay eggs.
Ruffnut: Yeah, your boy dragon, is a girl dragon.
Fishlegs: Oh! That explains a few things.
~ Dragons, Gift of the Night Fury -
Stacey: I'll do whoever it takes to get us back at the top.
Fat Amy: You mean whatever it takes?
Stacey: Yeah, I'll do that too.
- Pitch Perfect 2 -
Batman: Don't let me catch you here again.
Brian, dressed as Batman: We're trying to help you!
Batman: I don't need help!
Scarecrow: Not my diagnosis.
Brian: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?!
Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads! -
The Dark Knight
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