Funny movie dialogues
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Mrs. Weasley: Go on, Fred, you next.
George: He's not Fred, I am!
Fred: Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?
Mrs. Weasley: Oh, sorry, George.
Fred: I'm only joking. I am Fred.
~Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
I seem to pick one single movie and just quote the tar out of it, then move on to another one. xD -
Ruffnut: This is all your fault!
Tuffnut: My fault?
Ruffnut: It's your attitude, bro. It's always been your attitude that finally drove our beloved dragon away!
Tuffnut: My attitude? My attitude is fun, carefree, adventurous, and loves to take long walks. And it doesn't matter if it's on a beach or not.
Ruffnut: You're ridiculous.
Tuffnut: Yeah? Well, you smell like a barrel of 20-year-old cod livers. That's what drove them away.
Ruffnut: Hey! This smell is not achieved easily.
Tuffnut: Hiccup! You found them!
Ruffnut: Where did you two go? You had us worried sick!
Hiccup: Where did they go? Well, let's start with--they filled my hut with fish, crashed me and Toothless out of the sky, and for their finale, they broke my second spare! LEG!
Ruffnut: So, if my calculations are correct, and they usually are...
Tuffnut: ...that would mean that our dear Hiccup is on his...
Ruffnut & Tuffnut: LAST LEG!!!
Tuffnut: You see what we did? It's because of your leg, and you don't have any more!
Ruffnut: I think he gets it.
~Dragons, Race to the Edge, Season 3 Episode 19, "Zippleback Experience" -
Snotlout: What are you doing?
Hiccup: Trying to find out where the dragon hunters are headed.
Snotlout: That's a bad idea. Even if we find them, they have those one-shot-and-you-drop poisoned arrows. What do we do then?
Hiccup: Well, I...have no idea.
Snotlout: I gotta be honest, that's not the answer I was expecting. Okay, we all knew this could happen. It has come. Hiccup's gone dry, and it's up to Snotfang to come up with a plan. Gotta squeeze some brilliance out of this thick, beautiful skull!
Hiccup: I've got it!!
Snotlout: Oh, I would have come up with something, I was so close!
~Dragons, Race to the Edge, Season 3 Episode 16, "Night of the Dragon Hunters Part 2" -
Snotlout: Is that the island we're going to?
Hiccup: No.
Snotlout: How about that one?
Hiccup: Also no.
Snotlout: That one?
Hiccup: For the last time...Oh, wait, that's exactly the one. My bad!
Snotlout: Hiccup, I recognize these holes. Why didn't you tell me we were going to an island full of Whispering Deaths?
Hiccup: Because I knew you'd react exactly like these. Besides, this isn't an island full of Whispering Deaths. Somebody else lives here too.
Snotlout: Oh, the Screaming Death! Why don't we just wave him over and have him kill us?
Hiccup: Will you just relax? Once he gets closer he'll recognize us and calm down....I hope.
Snotlout: Come on over to Screaming Death Island! We'll have a few laughs, get killed!
~Dragons, Race to the Edge, Season 3, Episode 16, "Night of the Dragon Hunters Part 2" -
Ruffnut: This bait is nasty!
Tuffnut: The word is pungent.
Ruffnut: Sorry. This pungent is nasty!
~Dragons Race to the Edge, Season 3 Episode 23, "Shock and Awe" -
Mindysue111 NewbieWhite Tiger: So how should we confront Dr. Doom
Spider Man: I was thinking we should go up to the door and say Cupcake Graham. Everybody loves cupcakes.
White Tiger:You. Are. So. Stupid.
The Ultimate spider man on Disney XD -
What the f---, ultimate spider man? What is that tv baby day care what is that Disney crap
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Luv myself NoviceWhatevs
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Harry: Who wants me to open the egg?
Everyone: We do!
Hharry: * opens egg *
[horrible wailing erupts]
Harry: * closes egg * What was that?
Seamus: Maybe you have to fight a banshee?
Fred: No, It sounded a bit like Percy singing. Maybe you have to attack him while he's in the shower?
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
The book. -
BonniePapadakis NewbieI don't think this is ACTUALLY funny, but here it is.
"Life's short smile while you have teeth" -
Ron Weasely: Spiders? Why does it have to be spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets -
Ryker: Dagur was right. You don't look like much.
Hiccup: Astrid was right. You look like a psycho.
Tuffnut: Not exactly the compliment I would have led with.....
~Dragons Race to the Edge, Season 3 Episode 20, "Snow Way Out" -
Hiccup: We'll all fly in different directions. I'll go south.
Snotlout: No, I should go south!
Hiccup: And why is that?
Snotlout: Because Astrid likes to fly south, and obviously, she'll want me to rescue her!
Hiccup: Like I said, I'll go south.
Snotlout: She's gonna be so mad when you rescue her!
Hiccup: Oh, don't worry. I'll tell her it was all you.
Snotlout: You would do that for me?
Hiccup: No, of course I wouldn't.
~Dragons Race to the Edge, Season 3 Episode 15, "Night of the Hunters Part One"
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