Worst pick up lines
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Thread Topic: Worst pick up lines
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Man:How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:Unfertillized. -
Did you just fall from heaven?
Because you look like an angel! -
Damn, theres something wrong with my phone...
It doesn't have your number in it -
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. ;)
Me: Hey bro, a smashed mirror brings 7 years of bad f---. So begone. :P -
Are you from tennesse cuz you're the only ten- e -ssee(ten-i-see)
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Kish, I know that one!
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Is your dad a terrorist?
Then how did he get a bombshell like you? -
If a fat man puts you in a bag, don't worry because I'll get santa to deliver you to me.....
You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? -
Thats a hot dress it would look perfect on my bedroom floor
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Samantha2332 NoviceYour dad must be a drug dealer, cause you dope!
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If my left leg was Halloween and my right leg was Christmas, would you visit inbetween the holidays?
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dw1996 NewbieHey baby, are you from Tennessee, cuz you're the only ten I see!
If your body were a door, I'd slam it all night!
Are you into Van Halen, cuz you're body is rocking! -
Is there a fire in here?
Because you look smokin'! -
If you were a booger I'd pick you first!! XD THAT'S THE BEST!!
Another one:
My friends and I had just gotten balloon animals. I got a dragon, my first friend a dog and the other a penguin.
About five guys walked towards us...
Boy: HHEEEEEEEEYYY BEAUTIFUL!! (To me)
Boy #2: HEY GORGEOUS!! (To friend #1)
Boy #3: Hey I didn't know they made penguins.
Friend #2 (over her shoulder) Yeah...they do!
Boy #3: Do you guys have phones?
Friend #2: Yes.
Boy #3: Can we have your numbers?
Friend #2 (while doing a salute): Uh, NO! -
Is your boyfriend sitting here?
*sits down*
Now he is.
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