Worst pick up lines
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Thread Topic: Worst pick up lines
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Okay so pick-up lines alway make me laugh..and i need to laugh. So what is the most dirtiest,or cheesey,or just weird pick up line you ever heard?
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like your face,
GET IN MY PANTS
Let's go out and make babies
This is a pickup line -
@Teresa did you get that from Jenna Marbles? xD
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Today someone went up to me and said" is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them" i laughed in his face
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"Hey baby,I'm pretty tall"
"Excuse me do you want to screw?" -
*hands girl rag soaked in chloraform*
Does this smell like chloraform?
Thats guaranteed to get you some. -
Can I get some fried with that shake?
XD someone actually said this to me and I panicked and ran away yelling STRANGER DANGER!!! -
I would have given that person a blank look and shook my head. "No, no you cannot. You cannot even get the shake. Now begone with you."
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Boy- Hey, you know my watch can tell me anything I want to know about you
Girl- Really? Well tell me something then
Boy- It says you have no panties
Girl- Ha, wrong, I'm wearing panties
Boy- Oh damn, must be an hour fast... -
Ana, that was such a chilled out Ghirahim response. xD
Now if he's not super relaxed, it'd be "Be gone, fool! *stab*"
"Come here often?" xD
This one is so common. -
xD Right?
To that one I'd be like "No, just tonight. Waiting for you, of course. You're just that special. :P" -
Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away. Lol
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Me and my buddies were wondering if you'd want to come back to our apartment so we can take turns having sex with you. You can bring your fat friend along too.
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Lol, barberbob2!
Did you have magical lucky charms for breakfast, cause you look magically delious! XD -
@Ting Those are 3 seperate ones. Two of my friends say the first one (if that's what you're talking about) all the time (as an inside joke).
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