Worst pick up lines
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Thread Topic: Worst pick up lines
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@Viktor With the Troll Face as your picture, when you say that, its just HILARIOUS!!
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NERDY PICKUP LINES-
Guy: If I was a particle and you were a quantum potential, would you let me penetrate your classically forbidden regions?
Guy: Baby I wish I was your derivitive so I could lay tangent to your curves.
Hey, are we two parts of a science lab? Cuz I'm seeing a lot of chemistry here.
My mom being a chemistry major can assure me that this is the only one that works: Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Guy: Call an ambulance, she's hurt!
Girl: What?!
Guy: Well, you had to obtain some injury when you fell from heaven! -
Samalama13 NewbieBaby your eyes ar bluer than the ocean and I am lost at sea
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Samalama13 NewbieHey baby I thought that I should warn you because a fat man may come and stuff you in a bag
so don't worry its Santa cause I told him I wanted you for christmas -
Infinity NewbieIf I could rearrange the alphabet, I'll put U and I together.
(common, and stuidly funny) -
I don't know the worst ones, but I know one of the best.
"hi."
"hello." -
Do you know what time it is?
Time for you to give me your number! -
Do you just come from space?
Because you're out of this world? -
Lol
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Hey, baby, do you know karate? 'Cause your body is kickin' -____-
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Ok this happened btw im 15...
guy around fourty: I like me some young candy! Can I suck on you?"
Did I mention I worked at a coffee shop? Then his wife came up... I think he went to the hospitle...
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