I am the master of Chuck Norris facts!
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Thread Topic: I am the master of Chuck Norris facts!
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The Boogeyman checks his room for Chuck Norris at night.
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chuck norris can strangle u wit a chordless phone
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OMG LOL ROFL!
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Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into a vegetative state.
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sugarnspice22 NewbieChuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris was once struck by lightning...Thats why lightning never strikes the same place twice...because Chuck Norris is looking for it...
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Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back.
Chuck Norris is stone cold... Not Steve Austin. -
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris is sueing NBC for the show Law and Order. He claims the show's name is using his trademark names for his left and right leg.
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When the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he has to check the closet for Chuck Norris.
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What goes through a person's mind when they're fighting Chuck Norris? His shoe.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris's fist.
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