I am the master of Chuck Norris facts!
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Thread Topic: I am the master of Chuck Norris facts!
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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a vampire, it turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris once went to a party, and everybody found out that Chuck Norris can in fact "Raise the roof." He does it with one hand.
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Darth Vader vs. Chuck Norris
Some people would say Darth Vader because he has the force, but you have to remember how Chuck Norris is the force. -
A lot of people won't put Chuck Norris in video games because every button you press makes him do a roundhouse kick.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris went back in time to kill himself. Then he went back in time to kill himself for killing himself.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it...
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. Because the sun wouldn't dare.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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The dinosaurs only looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once.
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Chuck Norris can set a person on fire - underwater
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If all superheroes combined, they would create the second closest thing to Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris decides whether or not Santa Clause has been naughty or nice.
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