I am the master of Chuck Norris facts!
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Thread Topic: I am the master of Chuck Norris facts!
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Sunburns do not result from the sun. They result from the heat of Chuck Norris's glare.
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Evelotion does not exist. It was just the creatures that Chuck Norris allowed to live.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor naturally slapped him on the behind. Fortunately for the doctor, he was in a hospital at the time.
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When Chuck Norris was born, it was the doctor crying. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can "Connect 4" in his first move.
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Chuck Norris once shot a jet plane down by pointing at it with his finger and saying "boom"
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Chuck Norris does not mow the lawn. He stands on the porch and dares it to grow.
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris won a fight with both hands tied behind his back.
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Whenever Chuck Norris tells a lie, it instantly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris won a starting contest against a mirror.
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There was a guy who said he survived his ass being beat by Chuck Norris twice. That is impossible, though. Because you can't survive the first time.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Rules for fighting
1) Don't bring your fists to a knife fight
2) Don't bring your knife to a gun fight
3) Don't bring your gun to a Chuck Norris fight -
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
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