I am the master of Chuck Norris facts!

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Thread Topic: I am the master of Chuck Norris facts!

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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  14 years ago
  Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  14 years ago
  Lightning doesn't struck twice, Chuck Norris does.
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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  14 years ago
  Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  14 years ago
  Oh my god, Chuck Norris killed Kenny!
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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  14 years ago
  There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  14 years ago
  Chuck Norris found Waldo...and roundhouse kicked him off the page.
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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  14 years ago
  Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.
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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  14 years ago
  Chuck Norris decides whether Santa's been naughty or nice.
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  splinter Novice

  14 years ago
  ROFL!
• tongue Newbie

  14 years ago
  There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard- only another fist!
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  xVaMpIrEx Novice

  14 years ago
  Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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  splinter Novice

  14 years ago
  wen chuck norris round house kikz u,u die. wen he misses da wind behind comez bak & hitz u in da pancreas.
• vhayes8886 Newbie

  14 years ago
  chuck norris caught arceus ... in pokemon red
• vhayes8886 Newbie

  14 years ago
  chuck norris is the dosequis guy
• vhayes8886 Newbie

  14 years ago
  chuck norris made dehydrated water

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