I am the master of Chuck Norris facts!
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Thread Topic: I am the master of Chuck Norris facts!
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Chuck Norris once had a facebook, it was deleted after somebody "poked" him.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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Get your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is when you die.
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For school, most parents pack their kid a lunch. Chuck Norris packs his kid a punch.
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Chuck Norris is so tough there is a fist under his beard. People used to try and kiss him.
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Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
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Okay I'm done for now.
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You guys took over half ov those jokes from me, don't be such posers, god.
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I got them off of a website Vamp showed me.
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fuking lier, I've used every single one you guys have said, you only do it cuz I did, I mean, I got it from Ork, but at least I didn't rip him off.
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I'm not lying, and don't be such a little b---- about it. So what if we did the Chuck Norris facts, too? Get over it.
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Dude, shut up, the only reason you are doing it is because you think that the fact that they have the word Chuck Norris in them is hilarious, you don't ever actually read my jokes to know which ones I have told. "Chuck Norris", HAAAAA!!!!!!
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lolz
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Why are you still complaining about it? So what, they're jokes! I only put them up so if somebody got bored they could read through them, but you have to have it your way and your way only, huh? Jeez. You don't have to cry about it.
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