Aloha!!!
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Thread Topic: Aloha!!!
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ohh
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i gtg see ya
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byez
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zomg..i found the dirtiest joke i guess its a joke....lol but its funny and gross at the same time...wanna here it??!!?
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yeaaa
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zomg...ok...dont say i didnt warn ya when i said it was dirty and gross...lol
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, every time I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar."
The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well every time I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad."
The penis walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up." -
hahaha
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lol...xD
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thats wow
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lol yea....heres another one....its messed up...lol
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is allotted to him.The man gets an S, and chooses to give his impromptu lecture on Sex.
Coming home and reporting to his wife, he chickens out and says that he spoke about Sailing.
The next day, his wife meets a club member who says her hubby gave a very good lecture last night.
Wife: "That's strange, I must say. He has only done it twice. The first time he got sick, and the second time he lost his hat." -
xD
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lol
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lol..this one is a good one to..lol lmfao!!
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway.
"Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says.
"I'm sorry but I've given my body to God." she replies and then leaves.
Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack." The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some.
The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you."
She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass."
The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever. After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, "Surprise I'm the guy on the bus." With that the nun turns around and says, "Surprise I'm the bus driver." -
hahahahahaha
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g2g byez
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