GTQ Guy be vibing though
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Thread Topic: GTQ Guy be vibing though
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Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth.
I am being 100 percent serious when I say this. This shouldn't even be an unpopular opinion, people just don't think about what the word "difficult" actually means.
Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to lack of skill, practice, or technique. Peeing with a boner often requires creative problem solving skills, especially in small spaces. There is no creative problem solving aspect of giving birth. Additionally, the way humans have evolved for these two actions supports my point. Giving birth is a natural process, which humans have evolved to be able to do. The female body is literally designed so that it can give birth with the lowest possible chance of error. The only real error that can happen is a miscarriage, which is also a natural occurrence, not a failure that occurs due to a lack of skill in giving birth. The male body, on the other hand, has evolved specifically so that peeing with a boner is very difficult. The only purpose for having a boner is to impregnate a woman, so the male body evolved to prevent urination during sex. On top of the difficulty in simply getting the pee to flow, there's the issue of actually positioning yourself so that the boner is pointing into the toilet bowl (urinals are much easier, but not always an option). In the past, I have had to give up and wait until my boner goes away because it was simply too difficult to actually pee in the toilet. There has never been a case where a woman has tried to give birth after being pregnant for nine months, not been able to do it, and said "f--- it" and waited 3 more months to try again because it would be easier the second try. Giving birth happens, every single time, because it's a natural process - peeing with a boner is the opposite.
In conclusion, peeing with a boner is hard.
Edit: people, please actually read the post and don't just reply to the title with an argument that I already disproved
Edit 2: this is r/unpopularopinions, and a lot of people are already disagreeing with me. So why am I getting downvoted? This is supposed to be for opinions that most people don't like, so you have no reason to downvote just because you disagree. That's the opposite of what this sub is for.
Edit 3: putting a few counter arguments in here from my reply to a comment below:
1. Peeing with a boner doesn't kill babies, so of course we put more medical effort into giving birth. Also, I'm talking about the actual act of pushing the baby out, not doctors trying to save someone else's baby from dying due to a NATURALLY OCCURRING error, not a woman not having enough skill to successfully deliver the baby. Oh, and don't forget that giving birth has been around way longer than doctors. We don't need them, they just decrease the natural rate of failure that comes with creating an entire new human. As another user said in this comment section, we used to give birth in caves wearing loincloths.
2. You obviously have very little understanding of how evolution works. Humans have not reached some perfect form where all of our bodily functions are flawless. And yes, it is 100 percent true that we have evolved to be able to give birth. If you don't think that's true, you know nothing about evolution and should probably just stop using it as an argument. Evolution makes us more likely to pass on our DNA, and giving birth is literally a process in which we pass on our DNA to a new human. Small random changes over time, as well as natural selection through probability have both made it more and more likely for babies to survive childbirth. But since the human body has many purposes besides giving birth, it cannot possibly be a perfect birth-giving machine. There at inevitable natural errors that happen, and that's just the way it is. Again, I'm also only talking about the act of actually pushing the baby out, not the doctors who help out. Standing in the shower to pee? Since when were there showers in gas station bathrooms?
3. When I wait for the boner to go away, I'm avoiding peeing with a boner. Read that sentence again. **IT MEANS I'M NOT f---ING PEEING WITH A BONER.** Peeing *with a boner* is the hard part, not just peeing. And just because giving birth requires effort does not mean it is difficult. It happens every time. I think you're ignoring the ways we've evolved mentally to be able to give birth. Yet another way in which you misunderstand what evolution is. It is natural instinct for a woman to do what is required to give birth. Everything she *needs* is there from the moment she hits puberty, in both the physical and mental categories, as well as the chemicals that are produced in the brain. As for the pain? Evolution isn't meant to make you happy, it's meant to make you survive. The point of pain is to make people safer. It's meant to make you think twice about doing something that might cause you to feel pain. Maybe if there was no pain I giving birth, humans in the past would've had way too many kids and would've been worse off because their instincts would be to protect all of them, which would be a burden.
4. As I said above, the purpose of waiting until the boner goes away is so that you don't have to pee with a boner, because it's difficult. I guess I shouldn't have assumed that the people reading this post would be smart enough to figure that out.
Finally, giving birth is...
#INEVITABLE.
Therefore it never doesn't happen due to a lack of skill from the birth-giver. Peeing with a boner does. The point I'm trying to make with this post is that peeing with a boner is like a 3 on the difficulty scale (varies based on dick size and bathroom size) and giving birth is inapplicable to the definition of "difficult." -
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