Yo Mama
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Thread Topic: Yo Mama
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Yo mama so stupid, she got fired at the Mfactory for throwing out all the W's.
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Yo mama so old she squirts powdered milk out her nipples
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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
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Yo momma so fat, when she runs, she makes the cd played skip at the radio station.
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Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.
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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
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Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
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Yo mama so old she co-wrote the Ten Commandments
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Yo mama so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake
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Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows.
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Yo mama so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
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Yo mama like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score
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Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test
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