Yo Mama
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Thread Topic: Yo Mama
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Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved
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Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone
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Yo mama like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday
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Yo mama like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on
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Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo mama like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump
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Yo mama like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
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Yo mama like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in.
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Yo mama like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
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Yo mama like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans
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Yo mama like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.
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Yo mama like cheap liquor, tastes like s---
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Yo mama like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail
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xD These are actually kinda funny.
Yo mama like a window, always open. -
Yo mama like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow
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