Yo Mama
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Thread Topic: Yo Mama
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall
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Yo mama like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts
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Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade
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Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
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Yo momma so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.
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Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps
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Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway
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Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
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Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
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