Yo Mama
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Thread Topic: Yo Mama
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Yo mama like a fan, she's always blowing someone.
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Yo mama like a turtle, once she's on her back she's f---ed.
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Yo mama like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her
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Yo mama like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.
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Yo mama like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff
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Yo mama like a library, open to the public.
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Yo mama like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in
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Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
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Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"
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Yo mama like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day
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Yo mama so old she's older than yo grandma
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
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Yo mama like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner
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Yo mama like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture
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