YAY!!!! ICEE LAND!!!!!!
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Thread Topic: YAY!!!! ICEE LAND!!!!!!
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Splatoon is like a very addictive drug. You're not sure about the game at first, then your friend (online friend, not real life because I'm a bum) says it's a great game, then you get a copy of it and can't stop playing for pretty much the rest of your life. Then all your original life goals go out the window. Then the only thing you think about is Splatoon.
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID -
I just got Sergeant Woomy to join me in the rekking of the newbs. Or squid parties. Nice.
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Gotta celebrate his rank S with another 7 hour long squid party.
Because the 7 hour long squid party yesterday wasn't enough.
A sergeant has a higher rank than me in rank battles. I'm not sure what to say about that really. I'd say I need to get off my lazy party squid ass and kick some squiddy booty. -
But the question is... Do I really want to? Yes and no. I'm too afraid to lose my A+ rank, but I'd eventually just make it back up to a rank S because I just have some awesome skills like that. So, do I feel like setting a good example for my soldiers and play the crap out of ranked battles?
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Nah, I'd rather play drunk Splatoon with all the other drunken little party squids. This captain's on break.
I'm such a bad captain, but no one seems to be complaining. XD -
Maybe I'll just be a motivational speaker for them but then not actually follow anything I'm saying. Nah, I'd never be a hypocrite. I totally wouldn't tell people not to have drunken squid parties in public and then go do it myself... That has never happened, I swear. You have to believe me.
Yeah, I totally didn't drown that guy in the water at yesterday night's squid party. I swear I didn't do it. He probably pushed himself in. -
I forgot I ate food today.
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We're learning about a famous poet who was also... a drug addict? Yup, that's right.
In conclusion, do drugs kids. You might become a great poet one day. -
Who wouldn't want to do drugs if that's the affect it has on you? God damn.
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It's been confirmed. Fanpop is broken. They have s--- on there newbies wouldn't even know about because there's no easy way to access those pages really and some pages won't load at all no matter what what device you use.... Dammit, I wanted to use fanpop again.
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I never understood why kids feel so awkward when they're with their parents in public. That's the most immature thing I've ever heard of to be honest (unless your parents are legit creepy, but I'm talking about kids with the average parents). I go everywhere with my mom and dad and it doesn't bother me one bit. :P
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I'm going to raid someone's squiddy drug stash and keep all da super sea snails for myself.
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Sounds like fun!
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It is fun.
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A good captain would stay sober. But nah, I'm the fun captain.
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ur a bad captain
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