No speak english

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Thread Topic: No speak english

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  barberbob2 Junior

  13 years ago
  A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
  
  One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
  
  Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
  
  On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
  
  What were you thinking?
  
  Her husband speaks English!
  
  
  
  I worry about you sometimes.
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  Hephaestuschild Advanced

  13 years ago
  LOL!!!!!!!
• Tara Renae Newbie

  13 years ago
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  13 years ago
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• tongue Experienced

  13 years ago
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  lilfreakgryl Experienced

  13 years ago
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  tomboykaitie Senior

  13 years ago
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• byebyebirdy Newbie

  13 years ago
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  Carri04 Senior

  13 years ago
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  6 6 sick Experienced

  13 years ago
  LOL
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  Hunteriscool Junior

  13 years ago
  XDD
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  Jack Attack 1995 Junior

  13 years ago
  ROFL carri
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  I like music Senior

  13 years ago
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  13 years ago
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• hi yall Newbie

  13 years ago
  lol that's the best

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