Alfred Jones's Profile

"Ana. :P"

"I'm America. :D"

"Over the sound of FREEDOM. "

"I am not a liar! ;3; Ana: ...Why do you not have nipples, dude? ...Uh...because nipples are too mainstream, yo"

"Bitches can't resist this. ;3 "

"*cuddles* :3 Pff, I don't have time for haters! I totally can do it! I'm the hero. ;3"

"*stops exercising and comes back* Now I'm hitting my all jello diet. >:3 I'll have six pack abs by July!"

"*works out like a boss, body staying vicious* Ana: *giggling* *glomps Darky~ :3*"

"*pouts, putting on Fergalicious and goes to the gym* Ana: Who two? :3 *huggle snuggle*"

"I'm not a chubby bunny! >:U"

"Because it's so good, yo! *takes out cheeseburger and stuffs his face*"

"Yup. I'm feeling pretty awesome, except I got all this McDonalds and no one to share it with! o3o *holds up two heavy paper bags. "

"Hey buddy! :D Haven't seen you in like...a long time! How goes it?"

"Selfcest. xD"

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