A hobo gave me some really weird relationship "advice"
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Thread Topic: A hobo gave me some really weird relationship "advice"
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So I was at the street corner waiting for my bus and there was this homeless person on the corner across from me and one of my guy friend calls me and we have been kind of irrarated at each other lately so we start fighting over the phone for like 10 minutes then I hung up and the Homeless man was like "Are you having relationship problems?" I was confused because i didn't think he was talking to me and then I said "Umm... I guess you could say that" and he said "Well Girlie you gotta rember that being in a relationship is like taking a s---, ya know? Sometimes it's worth it other times your stuck in pain. But... but you cant be too eager cuz when you do that you get constipated but if you wait too long, you will s--- your self and no one wants to f--- the person with s--- in there pants. And when your on the toliet and you just know your done taking a s---, you just know. Same with dating dude, when things are done there done.If that makes any sense to you hon"
Yerp it was weird but I kinda get what he was saying... I bet he was high -
xD Dude, I would have give him like 10 bucks after that.
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Well...it was GOOD advice. XD
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Lmao XD he probably WAS high, but I guess being high makes you give out weird but good advice xD
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*eyes sparkle* wow! Hobos give great advice.....I think!!
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That's actually pretty good advice.
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Beautiful. *wipes tear from eye*
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Lovely. xD
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that was my dad. NOT! but good advice.
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I like that hobo. That was awesome
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Most accurate s--- I've ever read.
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That really does sound like good advice. To quote one of my fav book characters: "We don't need any of your hippie-dippe wisdom, freakazoid." Only this time we sk. xD
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*this time we do
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