Damn, my life sucks.
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Thread Topic: Damn, my life sucks.
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Guys, I'm f---ing sick of this. I'm almost 17 and haven't been able to score a better job than a f---ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker f---ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friendzoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all f---ing worse is that I live in a f---ing pineapple under the sea.
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nah, jk, I'm 16 and I earn 500 bucks a month making bubble tea, milkshakes and slushies.
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and I have friends. gais. I'm not spongebob. I do not have repressed lust for a southern bell. xD
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Darn, no lust for a southern bell? And I was getting all excited. xP
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I have love for my southern bell. :D
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I like a northern girl myself. ;)
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I have no actual preference. 8D
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Hmm, now that I think about it, it's more of a north west. ;)
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Aww. :D
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... you tricked me! I thought you weren't joking!!! why do I always think it is real when it is f---ing fake!!!!!!!!!!! X hits head against wall X AND I DONT FEEL GOOD IRL!!!!!!! I STAYED HOME FROM SCHOOL FOR 2 DAYS ( this is the second day )
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But it says "I live in a pineapple under the sea..."
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Tell me. -
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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