You people have no sense ov humor
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Thread Topic: You people have no sense ov humor
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I have not once (I am seriously dude) seen something that one ov you have posted that have posted that has actually made me laugh, seriously. The randomness; not funny. I'm not saying I'm the funniest person here, but still dude, you guys are so boring.
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well...no offense to you of course dude...personally i think your funny...but prolly the reason most peeps don't is because of your general lack of sensitivity...
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Well, okay, I get that, but I mean, no one actually makes jokes, or says things that are down right hilarious, I mean, this one dude did once, but that's all I can think ov.
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jack schitt, professor chronicles, vamp and doll's murder special threads...roady in general..ALLL of that stuff is hilarious..all right off the top of my mind...
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actually, ILM is that one dude, but, in my own opinion, nothing else has really made me laugh...
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laugh at this....YOU DON"T KNOW JACK s---!
Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
now you know Jack Schitt.
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