What if I told you
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Thread Topic: What if I told you
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1.I told you I wasn't human, I was actually an alien sent to destroy your planet?
2.I told you I was a genetically mutated super rat?
3.I was your mom stalking you over the internet.
4.I was a forty five year old WANTED pedo criminal.
5.I was Vegeta?
6.I was going to die tomorrow?
7.I was Francis?
8.I was Zoro?
9.I was a genetically mutated human who had wings?
10.I could see the future?
11.I was rich?
12.I was a bottle of lotion?
13.I was a Russian spy?
14.I owned 5 venomous snakes?
15.I was your long lost sister? -
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1. "OMG YOU'RE A SAIYAN LEAD ME TO VEGETA."
2. "LOL Oh God."
3. "My mom doesn't speak English so HA."
4. "Can you please give me your full name, and where you are currently living? I wanna come 'see for myself'."
5. "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE VEGETA AND LET ME TOUCH YOUR ABS-- uhhh.."
6. "HOLY f---! I'm coming to wherever you live, just try to hold on!"
7. "YES. YES. YES."
8. "Snot hair lol."
9. "TAKE ME TO THE NORTH POLE I WANNA SEE SANTA CLAUS."
10. "Tell me my future!"
12. "LOL You so silly, lotions can't type! ^_^"
13. "VODKA. NOTHING MORE."
14. "That's hardcore, bro."
15. "But I already have a sister.. o_o"
Yes these are serious answers lol. -
LOL ALICE yayz.xD
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1- take a photo and say "there, i finaly saw an alien... Now u can destroy earth"
2- give u cheese
3- i will tell u "im your husband, stalking u over the internet
4- tell u im a 30 year old undercover agent looking for a 45 year old pedo criminal...
5- say, "wow, u my dad and cousin at the same time?"
6- tell u we all die some day, your time has come... And a few others too, may be md
7- whos francis.,
8- zoro, the zoro?
9- i would say, "how much for the wings?"
10- i would say "how, where, why and when will i die?"
11- did i tell u? U my very best and closest friend...
12- eh?
13- cool... (report u to the gvt... Lol, jokes)
14- say i owned 5 venomous spiders, 5 snakes, 5 scorpions
15- hug u and say " i have a sis! Where were u all this time?" -
1.WHERE'S VEGETA.
2.Can I keep you in my room? :3
3.My mom doens't speak english...
4.I still love you. but I gotta kill you now. sorry. JK.
5. YOU. GET IN THIS BOX *POINTS TO BOX* I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU TO MY DAUGHTER AS A PRESENT.
6. *screams into the sky* GOD, IF YOU TAKE MY DAUGHTER I WILL JOIN FORCES WITH SATAN AND BRING YOU DOWN.
7. HONHONHON~ ;)
8. WHERE ARE YOU. I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR HAIRRRR--*SHOT*
9.i want wings too ._. it's not fair. TAKE ME FLYING WITH YOUYYY
10. AM I A HOBO?
11. Can I have 500 bucks ._.
12.Imma use you.
13. I WILL NO LONGER TALK TO YOU LONGER TO INCRIMINATE MYSELF.
14. SEXY. LEMME TOUCH ONE--*GETS POISONED AND DIES*
15. I always thought my sister was dead ;^; -
:D yay Kish
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@TING LOLOLOLOL AT #1 5 7 AND 14
I forgot 12. ._.
12. BUY ME A f---ING GOKU PLUSH. AND A NEW VEGGIE PLUSH. -
LOL TING but aww at #15
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XD if I ever get rich I will Alice.:D
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yeah x'D
WHUT. IM SERIOUSLY GOING TO SEND YOU VEGETA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. -
You give me anything Vegeta related.
And I will forever carry that around with me EVERYWHERE. Because it was from you. ;~; -
1. Kiss me ki-ki-kiss me. Infect my with your love and fill me with your poison... *shot*
2. Okay then.... xD
3. NAO THAT'S JUST WRONG 3:
4. Holy shiet
5. ;D
6. FUK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7. Dear lord. xD
8. *confused dog tilted head look*
9. Sweeeet
10. Tell me my future then. :3
11. Doesn't matter.
12. Put you all over my body WTF
13. VODKA~! Kolkolkolkol :D
14. Ahhhh
15. Nu, I don't like incest Dx -
1.I would wonder what kind of alien you were (if you're a Klingon I'M JOINING YOU)
2.I would think WTF
3.Hi mom.
4.I would tell you to piss off
5.I wouldn't care.
6.I would tell you to die with honor.
7.Who the hell is Francis?
8.Who the hell is Zoro?
9.That's nice.
10.I wouldn't give a crap
11.Wouldn't give a crap
12.WTF
13. Wouldn't give a crap
14.Think it's awesome
15.Would be weirded out -
1.Please To meet you!
2.And you can talk??
3.Whats up Mom??!!
4.You suck....jk
5.Whoa
6.Oh hell to the no!!
7.whose francis??
8.Zoro? THEE zoro??
9.AWESHUM
10.When will I get a coookie?
11.Good for you!
12.Das jus weird.....
13.Really?
14.SHWEET!!
15.I already have 4 of'em
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