Life with a menopausal mother
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Thread Topic: Life with a menopausal mother
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76 degrees in the house
Mom: It's so hot! *turns A/C down to 68*
(2 months later)
68 degrees in the house
Mom: It's so cold! *turns heat up to 76*
Me: ... -
Mom: *stays up until two in the morning*
(Later)
Mom: I'm so tired! I need a nap.
Me: Well then, go take a nap
Mom: No, I need to get all this stuff done first.
Mom: *spends the entire morning on Facebook*
Mom: I can't get anything done today!
(Later)
Mom: All right that's it, I'm taking a 15-minute nap.
Mom: *sits down on the couch and texts people for 20 minutes*
Mom: *is grumpy the rest of the day because she's tired*
Me: *had also stayed up until two in the morning binge watching YouTube but told nobody even though I was deathly tired as well*
Mom: *stays up until two in the morning*
CYCLE REPEATS -
Mom: Take the trash out, please
Me: Okay *begins to do so*
(Thirty seconds later)
Mom: Can you empty the dishwasher?
Me: All right. *leaves unemptied trash to do so*
(Two minutes later)
Mom: Why didn't you take the trash out?
Me: Well, because you said--
Mom: Never mind, I'll do it myself.
Me: *awkwardly proceeds to empty the dishwasher*
Mom: Did you dust the living room?
Me: Not yet. I'll do that next.
Mom: Do you do anything around here? -
Mom: *loves chocolate and eats it all the time*
Me: *naturally buys her chocolate for her birthday*
Mom: Why did you get this for me? I don't ever eat it, and I'm so tired of it. I don't want it. Just take it back to the store.
Me: Ok...
(Later)
Mom: No one ever wants to get anything for my birthday. -
Mom: *randomly start crying*
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