Flip Side of the pillow
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Thread Topic: Flip Side of the pillow
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lol hey Sapphi *hugs*
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and this one made me laugh a lot too
The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and then daddy got on top of her..."
Sonny's mother held up her hand. "Not another word. Wait till your father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."
The father came home. As he walked into the house, his wife said, "I'm leaving you. I'm packing now and I'm leaving you." "But why--" asked the startled father. "Go ahead, Sonny. Tell daddy just what you told me."
"Well," Sonny said, "I was playing in your bedroom closet and daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you did with uncle John when daddy was away last summer."
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Two guys went up to the mountains for a camping trip, and that night............BANG!
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omg were the freak do you get this s---! lol thats one f--- of a storie
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humor homepage.com =)
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d00d the only stories i got are a buncha folktales
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I can't think of any stories right now lol
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i would say some but i dont feel like typing allot
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[no urls] .azzit.de/humor/51.html
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there not online,i made these up
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One day, two forest critters met in the, you guessed it, the forest. One was a boy, and one was a girl. And then, that night............BANG!
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of coares
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Haha how sweet ^^
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Hey guys.
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Dear God
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:
Dear GOD,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual those b------s deducted $95.00.
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