Flip Side of the pillow
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Thread Topic: Flip Side of the pillow
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brb enjoy this story while im gone
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully
enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the
back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?
Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and sherepeats the frying pan swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."
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hey guys
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f--- i came all late no one is even here
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Yeeeeeeees???? o.O
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wellno one answerd im out
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Imagine saying that during sex, ha ha.
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damn am i invisible or wat! someone/oh wait my bad
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lol Hiky! dirty minded...
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Ov coarse I am!
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lol hiky i didnt read your comment thats gross d00d
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heyy im baks
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hi saphire twirl
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Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me.
You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living.
"I'm a cop", says the first man.
"Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.
"I'm a firemen", said the second man.
"Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living". And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!" -
saphire thats one f--- of a storie
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